Thursday, June 28, 2007

Mari bersaudara

"Jangan kamu memutuskan hubungan, tidak bertegur sapa, membenci dan berhasad dengki. Jadilah hamba Allah yang bersaudara. Tidak halal bagi seorang Islam tidak menegur saudaranya lebih dari tiga hari"

Hadith Riwayat Al-Bukhari

Tidak ada lagi sepotong ayat yang lebih manis,
Bagi menggarapkan hubungan sesama Islam,
Tidak ada lagi hujah dan dalil,
Yang lebih indah melainkan kata-katamu,
Ya Muhammad,
Tidak ada lagi pegangan yang kugenggam,
Jika tidak Al-Quraan dan Hadith,
Ya Muhammad,
Kau lihatlah umatmu zaman ini,
Benci-membenci,
Berhasad dengki,
Tidak peduli.

Duduk sebumbung tapi sekelumit tak bersapa,
Duduk senegara tapi onar dibuat-buat alpa,
Duduk sebangsa tetapi berlaku fitnah dan dusta,
Duduk seagama tapi pegangan dituduh berbeda.

Bukankah kita bersama bersaudara?
Mengapa rakus politik menjadi agenda?
Kita kini dipandang hina,
Agama pengganas di mata dunia.


Inilah dia, keadaan kita. Duduk sekampung tak bertegur sapa. Masjid bermukim tak kira banyaknya. Masjid PAS, masjid UMNO, takkan mahu masjid PKR juga?

Mahukah kamu menjadi seperti di Timut Tengah? Perbezaan politiklah asalnya sengketa! Puak penyokong Muawiyah atau Ali isu utama. Lahirlah Shiah dan Sunni, kini Sufi pula?

Mahukah kamu melihat anak-anak kecil berduka nista? Melihat negara yang dulunya aman tetapi kini sengsara? Padahal ini semua perebutan kuasa.

"Awak tak paham..." ujarnya lembut tetapi penuh sinis. Tidak pula aku membengis.

Perlukah kita berputus arang berbeza fahaman? Bukankah kita ada Majlis Syura? Bukankah fahaman awak kononnya berlandaskan agama? Mengapa tidak mahu bersapa?

Balik ke kampung tidak bersapa. Berlainan masjid tidak bersapa. Berlainan parti tidak bersapa. Duduk sebumbung tidak bersapa. Sama agama tidak bersapa. Sama bangsa tidak bersapa.

Sapa siapa? Sapa kita.

Sapa kita bersaudara.

Mari bersaudara.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Telur ayam mamak

"Roti telur satu macha!"

"Baik, you mau makan apa cik adik manis?"

"Bagi saya nasi lemak telur ok?"

"You mau yang telur goreng ka telur goyang?"

"Hahaha!"

"Apa pasal gelak betul la saya tanya. Kalu itu telur goyang kalu, itu telur kuning ada goyang juga"

"Ooooohhh.. ok kasi saya yang itu"

"Minum?"

"Telur ais, teh tarik kurang manis"

"Telur ais? You suda tara betul ka tuan?"

"Hahah! I mean milo ais.."

That's the usual conversation between me and the macha at the Hakim Baru, Shah Alam when having a lepak with Maya Karin...

Yeah right. Even Maya Karin wannabe despises me. Anyway, today I would like to talk about the most unpredicatble issue regarding whatever you swallow from the Mamak Stall.

It was first discussed about 3 years ago, when I was attending a lecture called 'TITAS' back then in UiTM. The Ustaz pointed out one particular issue that was thought provoking and it remains installed in my mind until today. It sounds funny but very-very meaningful when you think about it. It went like this:

"Kalo nak dipikirkan, roti canai telur yang kamu slalu makan tu, harram."

At this point everyone in the hall was puzzled. So the question came as why?

"Budak yang tebar roti tu, bila dia keluarkan telur tu dari kulit dia pakai satu tangan je kan? Skill dia bukan main lagi. Tapi kalo nak dipikirkan, kulit telur tu biasa yang kita beli kat kedai tu, ada lagi bekas2 tahi ayam warna putih coklat tu. Maknanya bila telur tu lalu dekat bekas2 tahi ayam tu, jadi roti canai tu jadi najis. Maknanya harraam lah roti canai tu sebab dah jadi najis. Kamu pun makan ngup ngap ngup ngap"

With his special expression everyone was laughing their ass off already!

"Tapi tu lah, kalo nak dipikirkan dalam-dalam. Memang susah lah agama Islam ni."

Suddenly the hall was so quite.

"Sebab tu sebenarnya, jangan pikir susah-susah sangat sebab tu Allah ajar kita supaya yakin. Serupa jugak dalam solat. Tak perlulah nak ulang-ulang balik Al-fatihah tu just nak make sure kita baca tu betul. Yang penting kita yakin. Yakin pada Allah. Insya Allah, khusyuk kita dalam ibadah. Ada saja cara syaitan nak sesatkan kita. Dia kacau keyakinan kita je habis."

It was so true. It started off like a laughing matter but in the end, you know something good is going to come out from his story. There are a lot of thing that you can learn from what he said. I'm very sure you guys will notice unless you don't understand Malay at all. (Sorry for that but macam lah ada non-malaysian reading this blog).

Anyway, the point was taken in a way that something might seem like harraam. I remember going to Southampton to lepak-lepak with the gangs. It was Ramadhan and I was online with Fit's PC. I was chatting with another Soton friend and asked if she could join us for Berbuka puasa and preparing for it together as well. I was amazed how I was snubbed because I thought they actually know each other very well since they are living in the same building and from KMYS. I thought she was joking being herself, malu-malu kucing but she said it was because of 'perbezaan pendapat'.

I didn't know this before I came to Soton! I mean, I tried to ask her to convince me why have they not living like brothers and sisters of Islam? I know there's UMNO and PAS but come on, this doesn't look right at all! Since she's a friend of mine, I'm giving a the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she was misled by some fake ustazs who are only looking for domination instead of showing the real value of Islam. She is indeed only human. It's a shame to see how this so called 'perbezaan pendapat' can divide us Muslims let alone Malays!

Do you think you actually protect the name of Islam well by not talking to fellow brothers and sisters? Hizbi or PAS I don't wanna know who came out with this idea. Is it not wrong to 'putuskan silaturrahim'? Under what grounds that UMNO people shouldn't be talked to since they are 'kaffirs' as pointed out by one man from PAS?

Some people think they are so Islam. But they are actually being misled. And they are extremists. This people are the people that really concerns me. It is simply because the way they portray Islam as if it is a violent religion, a hard religion, a religion with many rules and regulations but the fact that it is with reasons and easy.

And the thing is, are the kaffirs meant to be ignored (let alone killed, butchered, bombed)?

These are some misconceptions about Islam. And it is so funny that it is being propelled by the self-claimed mu'alims and mu'alimahs but actually they are nothing but even worse than us who they called as ignorants and westernised, modern people (KL People as well). In fact, who are they to know if we are good Muslims or not. Only Allah knows a Muslim's darjah.

Sometimes you think you are so right. You follow the rules of Islam. But you ignore certain things like holding a good image of Islam. Menjaga silaturrahim. Promoting peace. The right way of dakwah. The list continues. We are indeed humans. You know that each and everyone of you is not indispensible. One day I might commit some wrongdoings as well. But I know I must put away that ego, admit my mistakes and repent. The idea is to think properly whether it's right or wrong. The assimilation of the teachings of Quraan and Hadiths with your brain. Because everything will make sense if you think and ask questions, not simply being blindly following this so-called zealots they will sometimes benefit from you.

Take an example of Osama. Do you think he actually care for the family of the suicide bombers? From what we know, judging on how twisted he is, he is probably benefiting from these poor people being brainwashed.

Take Ayah Pin for as another example. Some worshippers even let themselves to have sex with him to cure some illnesses. While, hello, is he not having fun here quenching his thirst?

And yes, the bombings in Iraq. I'm not talking about the US laknatullah administration they kill innocent people everyday as well. But these Muslim suicide bombers who kill Muslims, who kill innocent people, who kill makcik-makcik beli sayur di pasar, who kill young children and women. Why? Is that the way of Islam? Who thought them this nonsense? Allah? Muhammad? No. It's these people syaitan bertopengkan manusia. They want to be famous and kill people. That's all.

So don't be stupid. I noticed 2 days ago this lady opening a group called 'The Hanafi Madhab' in facebook. I mean what the hell? We are too divided already now she's trying to divide us more? We have the Sunnis, Shiahs and Sufis battling and killing each other in Iraq. I'm not going to kill a Hambali follower one day! This is basically politics with self benefits. I still dont understand why there should be war between these groups. I still think there are better ways to unite.

Everyday 20-50 people killed in Iraq. Allahuakbar? You see, how they portray Islam? They kill innocent people and shout Allahuakbar? This is truly un-Islamic. This is blasphemy!

I will go on writing till no ends. This is only about Islam. I havent touch on world unity yet. Some might say it's a fact we live in a racist world but I'm not that stupid to follow the herd. We must do something for a change.

Now, it's not the question of will I do something since I've been non-stop talking.

The question is when.

Monday, June 25, 2007

'Arsenal will collapse' - Jeg

Exactly after 14 days Superfan Gunner Jeg went to the Nou Camp for a visit and bought himself the Barcelona Unicef jersey in the process, talismanic striker Thierry Henry has offcially left Arsenal for the Catalunya Club. This is confirmed today at noon.

Ironically, Titi will also retain that special number 14 for his new club after a marvellous season with The Gunners. Arsenal has also let go another striker Jeremie Aliadierre despite firing blanks last season that saw them taking 4th place in the Premiership again.

"I was devastated by the news. I never thought something like this will happen after buying that (Barcelona) replica shirt exactly 14 days ago!" Jeg said.

Jeg has blamed the orthodox directors for causing this 'crisis'. He made it clear earlier that to challenge for the Big 3, Arsenal must do a Chelsea.

"I don't know about keeping Arsenal 'English' but for me, FIYOLO (F*** it. You only live once). I don't care if we were to be owned by some Americans as long as we are winning titles. It's frustrating of course for the gaffer to compete without any money! I live only once and I want to see Arsenal winning." he added after giving evidence of the likes of Chelsea, Man Utd and Liverpool.

"Of course it's a crisis you got that right. We can see some disharmony already after Dein's departure. Now we lost our Captain after losing Patrick (Vieira), Sol (Campbell), Ashley (Cole), Bobby (Pires) and Dennis (Bergkamp) in the recent years. Do you actually believe Reyes will help us now like he did for Real?"

"Of course it's a crisis"

Jeg has also apologised for not being too lively in his recent visit with friends in Bristol. Although he had a great time but he was said to be worried if people thought he was too quiet

"I was shocked and still shaken by it. The lads had done a great job with the BBQ but I think I could do better. Believe me I was very-very devastated."

When asked about what the future holds for his favourite team, Jeg replied,

"It was the same feeling when Marc (Overmars) and Manu (Petit) left for the same club many years ago. Since then, we won quite a number of titles. They might think the same will happen for Arsenal this time but I'm not that optimistic. We will struggle if we don't invest. We can't rely on the current squad. We need to buy more which I think will not happen as long as the current directors are controlling the affairs. I am predicting quite an exodus in the next few seasons. We will end up being like Newcastle or Everton if you like. Its not that I dont have faith with Arsenal. It's only that we must make some realistic approaches when predicting the future. So, realistically, Arsenal will collapse."

When asked about his loyalty, Jeg blasted, "Some morons would think that I'm not really a real fan of Arsenal. F*** them. Atleast I'm not a glory hunter like you. Supporting Chelsea because they buy big and winning for instance. I remember being alone supporting Arsenal back then in KYS and there were only 3 persons (Jeg, Francois and Kudin) who were watching Arsenal clinching the FA Cup in KMYS 2002. And my heart has not changed since. I'm only being realistic on the current situation. I'm freaking out of you like. Arsenal is like a second wife to me. I may not be as enthusiastic as the Liverpool fans chanting even they are trailing 6-1 at Anfield, but I'm a different type of fan. I criticise and hope some things will change for the better. In this case, the turn-around of the Club. But it seems like Mr Wenger is also leaving and so is Cesc (Fabregas). We are going nowhere unless we start buying big."

"Watch out. I will get the chance to really lose your boots this time."
Jeg spotting the Barcelona shirt in a recent BBQ in London. He plans to put 'Henry14' on the back of the shirt one day.

Will Arsenal struggle next season? Have your say, leave a comment.

p/s: Arsenal also loves to sell their super stars at a cheap. 13M GBP for Vieira and 16M GBP for Henry. Eat my dust you are good at accounts. No wonder the transfer kitty is always small.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

J&Y Actuaries Ltd BBQ

Hosts: Jasveen, Yin Tse and two other housemates.

Venue: Elephant and Castle

Food: Ayam, Kambing, Jagung, Nasi, Sayur, Karipap, Chips and desserts

Guest list:
1. Kerolas (the guy who was playing the fool on the highway back then in 2002, now a talented photographer)
2. Ozzy (veteran keeper)
3. Duggie (with his flashy new drive E-Klasse Merc)
4. Francois (lost some weights I can see)
5. Jeg (wearing his new Barcelona Kids Size Unicef Jersey XXL)
6. Abbas (almost going Nabila hunting. Or was it Nabila who hunted him?)
7. Kitty Siti
8. Smq (err.. any comments?)
9. Lovely Mona (datang lambat)
10. Sensational Soha (balik cepat)
11. Johnate (aku tahu semua)
12. Bright smiling Shu (hands off guys, she's Johnate's wife)
13. Fendy (this time dia tak tidur but he's our man of the day memasak ayam!)
14. Zaid Pet (apparently Fendy's COO on the BBQ-ing)
15. Tan Chin Lik (with Abbas rajin melipat karipap sedap)
16. Nik Harris (gone back to Msia for good. Sadly)
17. Jeff (Yoi's bf, working in for Watson Wyatt)

Entertainment: borak2 photographers, masak2 ayam, gulung2 karipap, poker, declare, bluff, midnight movie (Fantastic Four. Sucks btw)

Many thanks Yoi, Jas and housemates.

Pics (courtesy of Duggie OKB)



Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Update: Altantuya Murder Trial

"SHAH ALAM: Abdul Razak Baginda and C/Insp Azilah Hadri planned the murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu before the police officer carried it out with his subordinate Kpl Sirul Azhar Umar, the High Court here was told.

The prosecution, in kick-starting the much-awaited murder trial yesterday, said it would prove this as well as all events leading to it through direct evidence and circumstantial evidence."

source: thestar


It's been quite a while since this case was first reported in the news. The gruesome find of the Mongolian model's pieces of then beautifully-built body near a forest area in Puncak Alam had shocked the nation. Speculations after speculations were made since the accused is a highly-rated political analyst to DSNTR.

A lot of people especially the oppositions are very keen to know the outcome of this murder trial. Being skeptical, I think they are hoping for some political agenda to be involved into the case so that they could prey on other people's despair. This is then said on the grounds of hearing a lot of hearsays regarding the issue, apparently made by some cowards on the webs and other networks (including kelas-kelas mengaji auntie2).

When I said 'oppositions', it would not only mean external culprits but also internal to the party called BN. The rumours were sometimes funny and you will know it was crap right away. Some of the things I heard:

Lies, damned lies, and fame-seeking bloggers

"Razak Baginda is actually innocent. He loves Altantuya very much why was he made a scapegoat? How can he do such brutal thing to the one he loves?"

"The man behind this is actually someone who is the deputy at the very top. You know how randy he is based on history."

"It was actually being carried out (the murder) as ordered by his (the deputy) jealous wife. Dia kan queen control. So happened the deputy guy had an affair with the model. The wife found out. So she was upset and asked those two policemen to kill her then."

Haha I tell you. This people can make good Malay films. The point I was laughing is the way the rumours were made even I can't make it myself. It's so interesting and eye-catching so that people would believe and spread these lies.

Semua orang suka gossips right? But you know, I realise one thing that these people are so very creative. They can be in the Hollywood. Haha.

Ok ok enough laughing already. Too many people are grieving the deaths of their love ones already.

Now lets just hope we get the real culprit. I'm opening myself towards every single possibilities but lets not make another false stories guys. How can you even consider benefiting from this unfortunate event.

And when we found the criminals, please human rights activists going against capital punishment, take your tongues out of this. Please!